Love My Human Townhouse Menu

Welcome to Love My Human Townhouse, a delightful cafe located at 330 King's Rd, London SW3 5UR. This unique spot is designed for both humans and their furry companions, creating a warm, inviting atmosphere that is hard to resist.

The menu is a culinary treat, featuring delicious options like Three Organic Scrambled Eggs & Smoked Salmon (£12.50) and a hearty Full English (£13.50). For lighter bites, consider the scrumptious Soup of the Day (£7.50) or Chicken Dumplings (£6.50). The cafe also offers enticing sides, like Wilted Spinach (£3.00) and Smoked Salmon (£4.00), enriching your meal experience.

Beyond the human menu, the dog-friendly options ensure that your furry friends are well pampered, making it an ideal destination for a relaxed brunch with your pet.

Meals

• Fluffy Eggs

  £4.45

• Fish & Chips

• Pumpkin Full Of Chicken

  £5.50

• Duke Of Wellington

  £5.50

• The Dogs Bollocks

  £5.50

• Birthday Three Course Meal

  £15.00

• Mini Afternoon Tea

  £13.50

Drinks & Desserts

• Marshfield Dog Ice Cream

  £4.00

• Frozen Yogurt Popsicle

  £2.50

• Decaffeinated Green Tea

• Loaded Lmh Pupcup

  £3.20

Dessert

• Brownie

  £6.50

Savoury

• Three Orgonic Scrambled Eggs & Smoked Salmon

• Eggs Royale

  £12.50

• Eggs Benedict

• Spinach, Mushrooms, & Avocado On Toasted Muffins

• Sourdough Toast With Two Organic Poached Eggs & Chilli Flakes

  £8.50

• Portobello Mushroom With Two Poached Eggs On Sourdough Toast

  £10.00

• Shakshuka

  £12.50

• Full English

  £13.50

Cream Tea

• Two Scones With Jam & Clotted Cream

• One Pot Of Tea

Children's Menu

• One Brioche French Toast

• Toasted Muffin With Carved Ham & Scrambled Organic Eggs

  £6.60

Small Eats

• Soup Of The Day

  £7.50

• Chicken Dumplings

  £6.50

• Vegetable Dumplings

  £6.00

• Smoked Salmon & Cream Cheese Toasted Sesame Bagel

Mains

• Classic Chicken Caesar Salad

  £12.50

• Townhouse Gourmet Salad

  £13.00

• Vietnamese Shrimp Noodle Salad

  £13.00

Sides

• Wilted Spinach In Butter Or Olive Oil

• Half Avocado With Olive Oil

• Toast With Butter Or Jam

  £3.00

• Smoked Salmon With Dill

  £4.00

Cold Drinks

• Diet Coke & Coke Zero

Smoothies

• Berry Burst

• Raspberry Heaven

• Passion Storm

• Green Reviver

• Pineapple Sunset

Tea & Infusions

• English Breakfast

• Earl Of Bath

• Lemon & Ginger

• Cleanse Time

• Body Boost Oolong

• Fresh Ginger & Honey

• Fresh Mint

• Twinings Green Tea

• Twinings Peppermint Teo

Doggy Meals

• Organic Scrambled Eggs

• Poached Salmon Flakes & Broccoli

• Chicken Breast & Pumpkin Purée

• Beef Wellington, French Beans & Pumpkin Purée

• Cod & Sweet Potato Fish Cakes

• Pure Ground Beef Meatballs Or Poached Chicken Breast On A Bed Of Superfood Purée

• Chicken & Vegetable Soup

• Doggy Birthday Three Course Meal

Others

• Open Sandwich

  £13.00

• Two Brioche French Toast With Maple Syrup

  £13.00

• Fresh Greek Yogurt

  £7.00

• Warm Creamy Porridge

  £9.00

• Fresh Greek Yogurt With House Granola & Honey

• Three Buckwheat Pancakes

• Two Organic Soft-Boiled Eggs

• Mo Gan Mountain Green Tea

  £4.25

• Jasmine Pearls

  £4.00

• White Peony White Tea

  £4.00

• Espresso

• Macchiato

• Cappuccino

• Caffé Latte

• Flat White

• Americano

• Mocha

• Chai Latte

• Matcha Latte

• Iced Coffee

• Hot Chocolate

• Coca Cola